No, you're not sorry. Today kind of sucked. Among other things, I did not win this pretty amazing snakeskin-patterned silk jacquard sequin thing on eBay. On the bright side, I am $152.50 less in debt than I would have been had I won it. People that spend hundreds of dollars on one piece of vintage kind of annoy me. I guess I'm just a hater because my $70 wasn't good enough.