BITE THIS

Pretty over studs unless you're a real punker but I'll make an exception for this here APPLE! And thanks for the camera suggestions...I've made my decision. Apple pic from HERE.

PIZZA CLOTHES

Kinda gross but I'm also weirdly drawn to it. Happy Friday!
From HERE.

MULTI TASKER

Just some guy playing his trumpet while driving.

ANOTHER HAND PHOTO

Kind of the best hand stamp to get at a club. So summer-appropriate. Thumbs up over here.

DAMN

Whoa. Really? Wow. English Russia taking the body jewelry/chain apparel DIY situation to the next level. I hope this girl is laughing on the inside...

CENTER SPLITS

This is totally my move. I don't usually do it in the middle of the street, but maybe I should.

SOVIET PUNKS

This guy is my favorite:
From ENGLISH RUSSIA, of course.

HMMM...

??? Ya, I don't know either...

I'LL BITE YOUR FACE OFF

If you are into totally horrifying taxidermy, you should get this HERE.

WHITE

Fascinating.

SPACEY

Thank goodness whoever shot this tile add wasn't boring.

THE AUDIUM

I should have just titled this post "TRIPPY" and left it at that. The Audium is a sound theater consisting of a room that really looks like it belongs in a spaceship filled with hundreds of speakers. You sit in darkness and listen to a multitude of sounds whizzing around you from all different angles. I'm not even going to try and explain it. You just have to see for yourself. I think it's one of San Frncisco's best hidden treasures. Don't forget the doobie.
THE AUDIUM
1616 Bush St. (@ Franklin), San Francisco
Information: (415) 771-1616

COFFEE BREAK

This thing...I remember thinking it was Pac-Man's car and wanting one as a kid. This one had pulled up and parallel parked in the red zone right by the coffee shop...like maybe Pac-Man had to run in real quick and get his coffee. Or maybe one of those M&M's with white gloves and skinny legs drives it? Doesn't anyone else wonder how these things happen?

LIL MONSTER

I always love a good zombie. From Sexy People.

DINOSAUR NATIVITY

WTF? I don't really know either.

PRETTY IN PLAID

"The Beach Boys, once known as The Pendletones, perhaps the best clothing-inspired band name."
From All Plaidout, one of my favorites.

FOR THE LOVE OF ICE CREAM

It's hot as shit this weekend. I just want to eat ice cream and listen to DORROUGH til I'm sick of it...oh, I already am.

Me, Florence, Italy, 2000ish

SPOTTY LADIES

I don't know what this is but I like it.

HOT LIPS

Oh my god, this post was really just going to be about the cool lips clutch I saw on Delightful's blog, and then it morphed into this whole crazy thing! What can I say except red lips will always be cool. They've inspired countless designers, photographers, artists, and musicians, and here's just a small portion of my favorite lips images.

Photos of Karen Elson by Solve SundsboKristen Dunst for Miu MiuThe ladies from Robert Palmer's videos made luscious red lips famous in the 80's. Simply Irresistible.Jesus Christ.

Jolyne, queen of bodacious lips.

Kacie and JoJo, rocking the red.

Garance Dore illustration.

YSL really red lipstick. It just looks so lethal. Marc Jacobs lipstick pen. If you don't know what this is, then I'm not telling you. But it's not really lipstick.Icons and logos. There's so many.Delightful has this clutch...which I think I am in love with. It prompted all of this investigation into lips shaped bags.And Lulu Guinness makes one too, Vintage enamel red lips pin with rhinestone teeth. So pimp.The creepy but awesome jewelry by Margaux Lange, all made from Barbie parts.Marilyn lips sofa manufactured by Gufram of Italy.And the Mae West one by Salvador Dali, 1938. Or Man Ray?And this 80's lips phone, which you can buy here for $53. I wanted it really bad but got one of those clear phones instead. It was a toss up between the two, but now I wish I'd gone for the lips.Lips sunglasses here.Samskiart on Etsy - embroidered kissesWax lips? I think they are kind of gross but we've all goofed off with them at some point.Kid Robot sweatshirtTom Ford for YSL blazerTom Ford for YSL shoes with enamel lips, 2003.Colette x Married to the Mob x Reekbok lip sneaks.Nike Kisses hi-tops

It really just goes on and on and on....

SCARY FACE IN A WEIRD PLACE

We passed this completely horrifying Walgreen's window the other night, and I think I shrieked really loud. What more can I say? This is a totally fucked window ad. Thank God somebody is too cheap or lazy to fix this.
Thanks for the photo, Sarah Franko!